Inspired by that one time I almost died – this morning on my way to work. Useful for any modern day campaign I guess, but tbh I just made this for the meme.
D20 Random Drivers
1: Bicycle, in the middle of the lane, in a 45+ MPH zone.
2: Neither hand on the wheel.
3: Absolutely refuses to take their right of way.
4: Treats yields and free-flowing lanes like stop signs in all conditions.
5 Uses their turn signal when they’re already in the next lane.
6 Varies their speed for no discernable reason.
7: 4 under the limit when in front of you, 17 over when you try to pass.
8: Meanders over the entire width of their lane.
9: Eating something complex – sandwich, takeout with chopsticks, etc.
10: Is attempting to co-occupy the same physical space as your vehicle.
11: Blocks passing lane, quietly ruining miles of driving.
12 Pulls into and blocks intersection, pretends not to notice.
13: In a hurry to brake.
14: Comes to a complete stop in the traffic circle.
15: Does not accelerate on on-ramps.
16: Sees turn signals as challenges.
17: Does not see turn signals.
18: Runs a left turn after their light has already changed.
19: Honks when they’re at fault.
20: Behaves predictably and reasonably.